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How to Be Impressed by The Little Things He Does Because He Definitely Won’t Do Big Things

How to Meditate Even Though You Never Stop Thinking About When Jay-Z Said ‘Your Breasteses Is My Breakfast’

Here’s How Often Happy Couples Have Sex and Then Tell Me to Stop Asking Them This

QUIZ: Is Your Bedroom Decor Modern, Bohemian, or Just a Pair of Christmas Lights Taped Above Your Bed?

Amazing! This Woman Spent A Whole Massage Thinking About How She Should Relax And Enjoy It More

5 Long Black Cardigans That Say “It’s LeviOsa, Not LeviosA”

McSweeney’s:

HOW COULD I BE PRIVILEGED WHEN MY FAMILY DIDN’T HAVE A HOUSEKEEPER FOR OUR OCEAN FRONT HOME?

Robot Butt:

Scholarly Synonyms for Sad to Impress Your Therapist With Since You’ve Made No Real Progress

Hot Deal! Williams Sonoma Announces Each Crock-Pot on Sale Has a Mother’s Soul Trapped in It and She’s Late for a PTA Meeting

The Higgs Weldon:

The Night At The Museum Happened To Me But All The Statues Wanted To Do Was Fuck

Women In Comedy Festival:

“Being Vegan Is A Stupid Way To Live” Says Man Accused Of Habitual Harassment